Monday, December 12, 2005

update

lols.... so long nvr update liao.. yeah CESC finally ended with a bang!finally 3sg liao lo... more canteen breaks, more offs, tekan men... wahahaha...

'RIFLE OVER HEAD'

'Write me 500 lines 'I will always call 3SG Ng as Platoon Sgt not Sgt. 3SG Ng is my Platoon SGT not my Sir.'

'You all poly batch rite. All got at least a diploma. Got education one. Ok, go write me an essay not more than 200 words why u nid to sing when marching.'

'Smokers, go and dance like britney spears during RO b4 i gif u guys smoking break."

'I say no more horsekick rite? Since u guys like to play punk so much, I must make sure u guys know who calls the shot here. Whole lot left leg 90 degrees up.. anyone who dare to move will knock it down and hold it down. i dun care the parade square is burning hot or not.'

"F*CKING GY, SEE THAT TREE OVER THERE, LEAPARD CRAWL OVER THERE AND COME BACK"

'TAKE YOUR TIME SOMEMORE. 45 DEGREES. START FROM ZERO. PUMPING POSTION CHANGE! START FROM ZERO. nvm, ### cannot take it anymore. Give it to u guys. CHICKEN BACKSIDE IN POSITION READY. 30 counts of 8. CLUTCHES. xxx leg not straight. BABY CRAWL IN POSITION CHANGE. RIFLE OVER HEAD. *** u wan to fall out? nvm...no issue. THE REST WILL DO EXTRA 20 for U. ^^^ why ur face so black. NOT HAPPY IZZIT. SUCK THUMB. PUSH UP IN POSITION CHANGE. DOWN! HOLD IT THERE! EVERYBODY CAMOU ON. WHOEVER LEGS TOUCH GROUND AUTOMATIC SIGN EXTRA. 10 sec .... u all like to take ur time. CAn, i play with u guys. The game has only just began. WHole lot go and put ur helmet at the training shield over there and come back. 20 sec. See the lift lobby over. Put ur sBo over there in section level and Come back. Whole lot, go collect ur SBO and everything out here. 2 mins. You all like to take ur time. EVERTHING IN. 30 sec. EVERTHING OUT. Everthing in. Stop! Platoon I/C come. You cannot get the platoon to double up rite. I haf no other alternative but to punish u. Dun nid to argue back. You all like to take ur time wat, i take my time to play the game. Leapard crawl to the board. Roll to the left. Back crawl. stop. roll to the right. y u stop? oh... very good...i nv say any instruction den u dun carry out. den how come i ask u ppl to fall in at 2200 u all can take ur time? Wat? U wan to fall out? Why? dun gimme that shrag face. how many mths army? still behaving like a pussy soldier? whole platoon come and circle ard him. Your platoon I/C is taking punishments for u guys. He now nid encouragement to carry on. I have always teach u guys abt platoon intergrity. So now everyone just look at him and help him to endure thru. Platoon I/C, alternate leg thrust in position ready. Rifle over head. Jumping Jack in position ready. Push up change. Half leg raise lift. Rifle over head. Hold it there. Herbiz in position ready. 20 counts of 8. Okay, whole lot take out ur bottles. I/C. Water parade. Full water bottle drink up. Kan ni na. why is there water on the floor? GO AND FILL ANOTHER BOTTLE. KU BYE! cannot shout move izzit? Whole lot fall in here. Fast march to the parade square. Left-right-left-right-left-right-left- left,right.Why no dressing? Hendak kaki jempat handak! Maaa..jul! Left-right-left-right-left-right-left, left right. ###, why is ur boots dirty? berhati. whole lot, go up to ur bunk in 5 mins and prepare for standby bed in 40 mins. Sect I/c wait for me to come back from canteen before u can draw keys. '

'NITE PT IN LONG 4 SBO AND CAMOU ON'

'HEY U! yes u! fuck u understand! squart down. Rifle over head! y keep on shaking? oh..nvm...no issue... u like to be a bunny rite. nvm. rifle over head and bunny hop for e 3 round the parade square.'

muhahah....i will confiscate their hp and make them stay in during weekend. wan to call hotline also no means. SONG BO~. my platoon confirm best PT leh. dun play play. but i posted to jurong camp.. wtf... 30SCE.. sian ah... gonna see jurong for 5 years... 1 year++ for NS, 4 years for NTU... SUX la...

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